What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is America so fucked up?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

What made you feel disgusted today?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How has your life changed since starting college?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?